oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

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I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?

It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.

Beans

but, I need to just sit and stare out the window for a while

He’s the captain of Avenue 5

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

John and Kate Plus 8, what a romance. Written in the stars.

Please, cash register person. Please, for the love of all that is sacred in human interaction. Please, do not ask me what I’m making with my groceries. It’s shame, that is what I’m making. The shame of the pre-made overpriced snack that become an entire meal on the couch. Or the shame of my best intentions fresh and healthy items rotting in the back of the fridge. SHAME IS WHAT I’M MAKING. ARE YOU HAPPY!?

hey sorry, just needed some “me” time. wasn’t mad at you fam. anyway, back on my bullshit.

I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

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NYC Weather:

Winter- Smells like cold piss

Spring- Smells like piss

Summer- Smells like hot piss

Fall- Smells like piss and pumpkin spice

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