I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
Pixelfed: @hobo@pixelfed.aus
The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.
Ohh fuckin hacks mate.
WHAT!?
Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.
And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.
The announcement happens after they’re already inside.
Couldn’t it just be the grey one?
How long do I have doc?
None of the numbers are centred.
That beaver looks like he’s just been told he has to go fight fires.
Yeah, well, entropys a dick.
He turns around for one second and it’s back to the first picture
Customers are drawn towards a nice looking display and will be willed by an unknown dark force to destroy it.
Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.
I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.
Don’t forget those silent letters who completely fuck everything up when you’re trying to learn the word.
First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.
Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.
My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.
At this time of year?