One of the requirements for Brannigan’s law is that you can’t make it obvious that you’re invoking it.
And as an fyi for anyone that may be confused: They mean the patient squeezing a rubber ball while their arm is in a tourniquet (the band that goes around the upper arm while blood is drawn).
(But yes, either type of ball is completely different than squeezing a penis. Just goes to show how screwy perception can get while under anesthesia.)
Fair. My point was more that there are some breeds where it’s not just “more likely” to have poor health.