Unforgivable.

People still actually use question marks

I’m going to lick everything tonight.

As a person that has only lived in blue states, I feel like these maps suck. The only left thinking areas in my states are pretty much the populated cities, and the rest is like a Hitler youth camp.

(Dramatization?)

I thought that was mini-me

He’s getting a little power boner.

I got banned three times in a month, and now I’m finally permanently banned. This is America.

They all were conceived at cochella.

But what made me gay?

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Ya mums butt.

Horrible things to greedy people all around the world.

It is your old cat. It was taxidermied.

So this “David” man got around.

Your Uncle married your other Uncle?

I’ve never heard anyone complain about it unless it was a remake or different from the original story.

You should make it so you are sailing on a KitKat Bar on an ocean of cocoa.