At least with puppygirls, you both enjoy rubbing her face in the puddles.

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”

Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…

I always thought telepresence sounded like a school of magic.

That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.

7 feels like he’s screaming throughout all timelines at once, so yeah. Him.

Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!

It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!

The robot will go around the office and production floors to check for any irregularities in the manufacture and design processes like a processor core overheating during testing or Andy going to the bathroom more than the average for his age, weight, and eating habits. Andy is going to get laid off next round because Chip the Robonarc is always watching.

Is this the bottom half of Loss?

People at work tell me my phone voice is so nice and soothing, but they don’t know it’s shaving hours off my life each time like a cigarette.

That’s been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can’t spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won’t prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

And that’s at least twice as much as ol’ Peon Mush over there!

Looks like he ran a trace route for a little over 3 years and it found that the ‘woke mind virus’ was coming from inside the host! He then deleted the file/DNS…? Last part is unclear given the context.

We’ll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.

Sick entropy, though.