Superglue the key back together, let it set, and pull it out.

Be careful not to use too much glue and br sure it’s set before you pull.

Alternatively, try needle nose pliers or a hook if you can get any purchase on the key remains.

They also sell extractors but the above suggestions will probably work.

If all else fails, call a locksmith.

Are you sure you’re not conflating it with the drop bear?

*knoife

I love these goofy little bastards…

It’s become increasingly less possible and it’s getting worse.

No, not even a little. I ride a bike to work and don’t even drink anymore lol

retire

You must not be American

I don’t care if people want to make money, and I’m even fine with ads (within reason) but all this ExTrAcTiNg VaLuE is making the Internet unusable and damaging humanity.

The early Internet was social media, but it wasn’t so corporatized to the point of being ruined.

Same.

How many old people have you known?

Happy anniversary from Mbin!

Looks like somebody never learned about mummification. Sure, it’s spooky and you might suffer a mummy’s curse but boy does it extend their shelf life!

Get an air fryer, I can’t help you with the rest though.

Yea boiii

Stamets, you honky.

Support Mbin?

It’s good in soups and roasts. I’ve seen people dip it in ranch too.

There’s conversations in posts and sometimes messages, but if you’re looking for live federated chat, you might want to check out Matrix over something like Lemmy or Mbin, which are more forum-like.

Because you’re a dude? I’m just guessing but that’s kinda been my experience: Tough time? Nobody really gives a shit. Man up, tough it out, etc. All that shit. Glad you’re getting counseling though, that’s some fucked up shit.