Final Remix

Never thought I’d hear someone say anything good about Zero Tolerance’s controls…

And in a fucked up vertical crop, for some reason!

Then those people are idiots.

Generating music still benefits from offloading to discrete devices though. Like using a synth or multitrack stuff.

Those shitty 3 second pre-ad ads on YouTube have been around for years.

Or even Max Payne… that game had every pellet, everybjullet be an actual physical projectile.

So yes.

Petition the IT boffins about the loss of security when uBlock gets removed from chrome.

Debadged mercury marauder with utility lights. Prowling the early aughts like a panda dressed as a grizzly.

What the fuck is that cake?!

This Kong… has a spooky face

Truth. My nephew and his younger sister fucking love Good Burger and think Keenan is hilarious. Older kids movies actually are pretty damn good.

Ellen Pao is long gone, though.

unfounded

I mean… my students fresh outta high school in college don’t understand filetypes, folders, or that you can’t break a website by exploring it. Lots of them say things like “but, I can’t open a doc file. I don’t have Word.” Or email me a “google doc file” as a submission.

Shit’s handed to them on mobile in big-buttoned friendly webapps.

This is great. Last time I tried something similar, I got "no-no word"ed for combining anything similar to “child” with “court”. Glad they let up on that one at least… terrible modbot.

How’s Half-Life doing?

You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages. To hear the messages, press “1” on the keypad located on the front of the phone. Preparing to play answering machine number message number one. After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message…

Nathan: Oh man, this thing’s just designed to eat up minutes. It’s brutal.

Clearly it’s Jeff Goldblum’s hand.

To an extent. The real purpose of camo / patterns is to break the silhouette of the human. The eye is really good at picking out “people shaped” objects. Confuse that even a little, and you’re fucking golden in comparison. It’s not just blending in, but not immediately being identified. That split second of additional brain power it takes could mean all the difference.

Gah, shit! Did I get’cha Cricket?!