Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

You just can’t help but be judgmental, can you. Points because you’re right: everyone but you enjoyed thread OP. And maybe you did too, but you chose to basically shit on OP because of the Goth equivalent of “no true Scotsman.” Not seeing anyone laughing with you here, just around you.

Neither does OP of this thread, and yet you judged him. Hypocrite.

I’ve now tagged you as the Goth Gatekeeper. I’d love to see your credentials.

Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?

Yeah, I think something like 15 would be the perfect “fuck you” amount for something beyond Starbucks and fast food. Enough to make it worth going, but only really enough for an appetizer.

Or be really horrible and just take one of the 50 or 100 ones for a decent restaurant, and just don’t get it activated. He won’t find out until they try to run it, I think.

This might be the most horrible idea I’ve ever had.

I love this!

No, I got that. There’s just no way to have this definition of God within the Abrahamic context. Literally, God said to Abraham, “I am the one true God, and I can do anything. Including making your barren wife bear a child. And now you all need to cut off your foreskin to show that you believe me. And that will be our covenant.”

This why these religions are so prone to fascism and general hate. Anyone who isn’t with our god is against us.

ETA: And by “our god” in the last sentence, I mean the very specific definition these very specific groups have decided to use for ole foreskin-wanting dude.

Hey! That’s a great scene to remember it by. I’m going to to use this in my lesson about this verb next year. Students will love it.

Reminds me of when Dockers used a Dead Kennedys song for an ad.

Thank you for expanding on my point. “Drawn” is the past participle, which must be used in passive constructions such as the above. “Drew” is simple past tense.

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Well no, they don’t, because they believe in an all-powerful God explicitly.

Assholes love to fail upwards.

Not trying to be a jerk. Please take this as kindly as it is meant.

The past tense of “draw” is “drawn.” It is an irregular verb in English.

Silly English.

James Taylor’s Fire and Rain is about exactly this situation.

Nice.

Funny joke, haha… Unless you know ballet costumes.

Most likely, she’d be wearing tights and no underwear under that, because the tights have the crotch situation of panties, hopefully. Also, leotards and the like only work if they go over your bathing suit area down there, so that’s another layer to obscure the goodies. Maybe she didn’t get a bikini wax and forgot her tights?

Anyway, sorry if I ruined any fantasies…it’s pretty hot in theory, but I’m telling you it is much more gnarly (not just the feet) than pretty.

Yes, thank you!