Oh, wow! I am using that in political chats, given our current political climate.

Army here. After getting out, it took me a VERY long time and a lot of mental struggle to start calling magazines “clips” in passing conversation, just to troll everyone at the range.

If a European can’t park inside your vehicle without damaging either one…is it really even worth owning? Why risk driving down the road unnoticed? Imagine leaving parking spaces unparked in… inefficient!

Ok, first off…I usually have two eggs.

Second, it is with my Sig p365

So…checkmate!

I don’t present as on the spectrum, but I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was a kid. I haven’t suffered from it much as an adult. I have heard that the parenthetical over clarification and typing as your thoughts would flow naturally is a sign of Autism in particular. I can control it when I focus, but if I am ranting it comes out in force.

I HATED that one…look it up in the Dictionary…sure ok, let me look up a word I can’t spell …ffs!

i knoW; right‽

Lul, this is literally mid. Oh, wait, I have a PHD. I suppose I am no longer allowed to speak how I want.

What about the study of Ents?

Lol

Those first two…and a couple others, also apply to a lot of adults I have had political conversations with the past several years…

Tell me more about this “outside”. Can I get it on Amazon?

I would die without autocorrect. I grew up with “mom, how do I spell (word)” and getting “sound it out”, witch werks grate in Inglish…

I can’t get over ironically using stupid lingo, without being good at presenting it as ironic use…so I often seem like a child. I am certainly bad at forming sentences that are not stream of thought (with weird punctuation like parentheses containing clarification…like this…and overused ellipsis…)

The earth isn’t flat, but if some clown wants to split a million dollar prize with me, I could be convinced to act like it is for a moron’s TV show.

That is as dumb as the typical right-wing ideas. Impeach, and abuse executive orders would be less stupid.

That isn’t how p2025 works, but in theory…he could do something a lot like it. While it is better than the other guy, it would be a deeply fucked precedent…

The King-Maker ruling will be a blight if it is not fixed fast!

Oh, it is worse than that. There are accelerationist Christians that are certain he is the antichrist. They believe bringing him to power will bring about the end of days, the rapture(that will save them), and the 1000 years of peace promised after revelations. Religion is vile.

SCOTUS got you covered, fam. The new King-Maker ruling by the regressives should get us back there in no time flat!