Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Maybe they didn’t like the username?

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

But did it work?

Why do my eyes hurt?

It matches my Stanley

Do you smoke weed? I only experience or remember my dreams if I quit for at least a few weeks.

Weadababyitzaboy

Some day I’m going to be the hero that still has the proprietary cable that connects a specific model year, early 90s vintage mini video camera to RCA and composite connectors!

If you’re me someone will find the Grail cable at the estate sale, because no one I know needs it and also I don’t talk to them anyway.

Hey, it’s been almost 20 minutes, whatcha up to now?

If you use a nice smooth stream of water it’ll leave the lenses spotless. If you’re doing it right you only need to dry the frames.

Guns for the rich but not for you. Welcome to California.

Its not the promise of more prison, its an offer of less prison. The difference between coercion and incentive.

No. There’s a distinction but not a difference.

ETHICALLY it’s not volunteering if it’s coerced, and I can’t think of many things more coercive than the promise of more prison.

The largest demographic in prison is white men.

Funny that you’d bring up white supremacist tactics right after throwing this one out there. Like, how can you bring up statistics to defend the justice system and just ignore 13% of the general population having a 38% share of the prison population?

4 months worth of my income on a MacBook

Is it bad that I can’t tell if you’re middle income or just want enough RAM to do something useful?

How many people really discover new music through piracy?

Napster was amazing for this. You’d start by searching for something specific but it would show you the library of the person you were downloading from. Browsing through their library would lead to all kinds of discoveries. Seeing the raw data yourself and being your own recommendation algorithm was the shit.

Yup

Hey, I’m a former Twitter employee!