That sounds like a really good time.

No, all of ya’ll are crazy. The dot of dirt on the window was the aiming device for a laser, and you had to use it to cut all the electrical wires without cutting trees or the poles, because those are wood and it would start a fire.

I came in here thinking that they were finally going to cut costs to the bone by getting rid of employees. Make the customer pay if items aren’t restocked to perfection, and no more annoying employees who are being forced to ask if you need help. Sort of like those amazon stores that you ‘pay’ first with your credit card to enter the store and it tracks what you take.

Pure, sweet business profits, eh? Eeeh? I bet we could convince an mba to make that pitch, and could bankrupt a few stores before they realize the idiocy.

I wish people would remember that the real crux was lincoln’s assassination. Everything since has been downhill, for america at least. Can you imagine if the traitors had actually been hanged? No jim crow laws? No fucking bullshit…

I would bet that a great many heads of ‘large companies’ would be targeted in the first purge. There’s no way that there isn’t some disgruntled employee or even an ex-employee that wouldn’t be willing to take a swing at the big guy before poverty comes in for the kill.

Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren’t just held back by laws, but morality

I’ll be honest here, mate, I think we’ve seen that a very large portion of the population would be more than happy to get violent. It’s mostly the ones who scream about laws needing to enforce morality on ‘the heathens.’

Look, based on the rest of the responses to this post, I’m not alone in seeing it.

The yellow hands spread the blue buttcheeks, revealing the white crack within.

Meanwhile, the pie waits, its true purpose not realized until the crack opens further…

Something, something, biology.

If it’s the average western diet, it’s probably from the massive amount of toilet paper that was used to clean the asshole after their failure to use a bidet.

And here I was, thinking my lemmy feed was the sign of me being hip and youthful…

If it’s an actual superpower, it would pair well with the ‘send folks minds back in time’ chica. Perfect one-two combo.

The european death knot usually works pretty well. Or you could use a weaver’s knot, but it’s not as bulky. The ‘overhand’ family of knots is a pretty good bet for whenever you want a knot that absolutely will not come untied under tension.

I don’t think you bastardized it. It’s becoming standard ‘english’ to manipulate participles and verbs into nouns by adding the ‘er,’ which makes me exceptionally grumpy in some crosswords. I just couldn’t find anything that said ‘bike shedder’ specifically so I wanted to make sure.

Bike shedders? Bike shedding had an explanation wikipedia, if that’s the phrase you meant to pull from. It’s a new term for a concept I’m familiar with. I like it.

I’ve never been near VC companies, so I can only imagine how much of it happens there compared to elsewhere.

Right pocket on the uniform, because I fear putting my shears and stethoscope in the same pocket, and the shears have a tip that doesn’t facilitate the left pocket, and the stethoscope rubber is too grabby on the phone.

Left pocket in general, because my wallet is in the right and I hate them clanking together.

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top…

This is me. :( I am so panicked by that 1100 hours appointment that I can’t do anything for the entire morning, and ABSOLUTELY MUST leave with time to spare for traffic, getting pulled over, and maybe an unfortunate incident with the neighbor’s cat, just in case!

I’m bad with the ‘routine’ stuff, where I once had to call in sick to work because I couldn’t find my keys, or I am on the computer, typing a reply on lemmy, when I have five minutes until I need to leave for work… speaking of… glances at clock

Sailing, maybe, but rowing doesn’t have to be upper middle class. I’m solidly lower middle class, if that, and I get by. With the club, it’s about the same as a gym membership subscription at the end of the day.

No, why the fuck would you watch anything? Get out there and do the thing! I think I would rather watch paint dry (and have, don’t get involved in research with darpa, folks) than watch someone else do something fun. It’s just cuckoldry.