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Cake day: June 28th, 2025

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  • Don’t be self conscious, be self aware .

    If your wedding tackle has shifted at all during your swim, may be try to get out away from the others a bit, not a creepy amount, but like… Be on one end of the group, turn away slightly when transitioning from water to land, place your hands “casually” in a way to cover yourself without drawing attention, all sorts of little tricks you’ll internalize before you know it, but it starts with being self aware.



  • I worked in retail for a decade, and have been in IT for past 12 years. Mostly help desk. Mostly medical.

    The advanced degrees these people have is astounding, but the lack of common sense is terrifying.

    Like, these people are cutting into other people to fix shit? They can’t tie their own shoes, and the concept of a power button on a computer is too much.

    This is the same person. Hopefully he has retired or died by now, cause those were his only real choices at that age.

    Seriously, his assistant tied his shoes for him. She probably had advanced degrees of her own. And she had to tie an old man’s shoes on the daily.

    Maybe there something to have such a laser focus like medicine specialties really does rob people of their common sense.

    Tie? Shoe? No, but that artery is about to retract or some shit.


  • I mean, I don’t know if I’d still be interested in women after being a vampire that long, but I’d like to think so.

    Go to a country with lax sex laws (or at least enforcement), set up a bordello and feed on the workers while they sleep off their necessary highs for doing sex work for a horrible human (vampire) being.

    Plus, under the rules I’m fixating on mentally, drinking the blood of someone who is high will get the vampire high, and after hundreds of years plus immortality, I’m gonna get high at some point lol.

    (Rules referenced: Old World of Darkness, VTM, etc)



  • Or slightly more expensive, if legal in your area, are actual locksmith tools.

    I have a pick set I busted out this morning to unlock a pad lock on our circuit breaker (outside for some stupid reason, locked because its a new development and we had construction workers turn the house off while me and the wife were the only people on our respective jobs working the shift remotely)

    We need power to run desktops. A UPS is handy, but its a bandaid to shut down correctly until power is restored fully.