Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don’t feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

Better be named “Octarine”

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

I’m lurking more, interacting less. But, seems to be a lot less recycled snark and bot activity here. But after reading some other comments, maybe my experience here is still a bit limited.

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

Nothing would make me happier.

Oh, goddammit.

Breed with? No, not since we out-bred and out-competed Neandertals. And Denisovans. And at least one other ancestral human subspecies in sub-Saharan Africa. So at least 3 ancient homo sapiens subspecies that we used to interbreed with, but none left now.