I had a laptop a while back with a fingerprint scanner that would work for one day, then stop working completely. I reinstalled the drivers, and it would work for a day and then stop again. I eventually gave up using the fingerprint scanner until I “upgraded” the laptop to Windows 11, and it worked again. No idea if it still works, since I rarely use that laptop now

You could either have the world’s worst luck, or you are genuinely cursed

Alternatively, you keep spilling coffee on your devices and going into a blind fit of cleaning rage that blocks out the memory of the original coffee spill

One of my friends apparently organized a hang out for all of us this weekend, two weeks ago, but I forgot about it and he got mad

That same friend asked me if I wanted to go to a concert at least twice in the couple of hours we were hanging out

Ok, MICHAEL, I see how it is!

124 Shell Lane, Fontana Georgia 
Michael Handly
000-01-0000

Thank. You  for .the. gracious. Offer. ! I.will.provide.my.banking.info.in.future....```

I don’t think I’m human, I think

I always get surprised by how big they look because for some reason I keep thinking they’re small

Maybe it’s just the shock from seeing them in person and trying to figure out why my world is de-rendering

Maybe garage is just a class styling for a generic “room” After all, it’s got 4 walls and a few doors

I guess I might be evil but when I made APIs for my projects I do this, since I blindly accept the response then look at the JSON to see if it was accepted or not

Something like

if (body_has(JSON)) do_stuff_with(JSON) // including error handling if the response has an error else error_no_json()

I do this since I feel like JSON errors should be separate from HTTP errors

Hahaha!

🙁

if (request.ip != myip) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

And an ipv6 version for all you up 6 fans

if (request.ipv6 != myipv6) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

I learned how to flintknap a little, and it was super fun. I heard buying rocks can be expensive if you don’t live near where they’re plentiful, but what hobby doesn’t get expensive? I went to the class with my brother in law and he got absolutely lost in the sauce working on his flint, and didn’t talk to anyone else there

It can be tiring but it’s definitely fun seeing what you’ve made (even if you’re not very good at it like me) and besides, you get to say you’re hitting rock/buying rock so there’s even more fun to be had!

I ThINK I MESSED IT UP

tHats cool and all but How do I get tHe otHer letters uppercase too

Found Billy Mitchell’s alt

I see what I think is a crown Vic driving around sometimes, being driven by a constable! I have absolutely no idea what a constable does and how that position still exists

Alternatively I see people driving white explorers with crash bars and every time I think they’re police. I’m trying to get to Taco Bell in 30 seconds flat guys, stop pretending to be cops!

No, it looks like something Windows automatically added to their chrome to enforce Bing, unless something changed recently and I didn’t know about it

My dad has a TC Maserati (Chrysler labaron) and it’s “breaks” just recently stopped working for no reason, so very accurate

🤫

I haven’t seen a moat in at least the past 100 years, so I’d say no, moat not likely.

Computer, earl morning reading. Lukewarm.

How else are you going to fit the entirety of a piano, to scale, on your screen?