Real phone in my bag hotspotting for a burner I pull out in public is how I did things when I was paranoid.

Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

I’m about to rewatch Joe’s Apartment in a whole new light

I used to work for goodwill, people donated paraphernalia all the time, I once got a grinder full of weed. I think people preferred donating something instead of throwing it away even when we couldn’t sell it.

This is the way. I swear when it’s hot out the dairy curdles in my stomach.

Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered “holy” we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.

The ones who have the biggest problem with it are the ones upset about no one wanting to sleep with them in the first place.

Everyone else in the real world is human, everything else in the fantasy world is muppets.

Except Tim Curry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_power

They can do wave power deep sea buoys then :)

They need to pair this with Tidal power

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_power

Inkjet cartridges are only refillable a handful of times before components wear out if you don’t screw up the refill in the first place. I used to work at an ink refill franchise, it’s all trash.

A decent toner printer and a small business that will refill toner for cheap is the way to go.

I used to love eyebuydirect, especially the replacement warranty. But their quality is lower and needs the warranty while Zenni is less expensive for higher quality 😁

The lather isn’t what gets you clean anyway, they even add stuff to make the detergents lather more because of the perception that it gets you cleaner. Any lather at all with a proper soap says you’re using enough soap to get clean.

My method: scrape into trash, rinse and scrub, into the dishwasher, run before bed. Unload while making breakfast.

Ex roommate: rinse food off plate, set in sink, rinse next dish’s food onto previous dish, leave/repeat as necessary

The trick is to rev up the ADHD distractions to put le shitty occurrence out of short term before you focus and replay the scenario into long term

Fair 😂 I focused on easy/low prep and availability in Germany which brought me to the german deli/bakery I used to go.

Get your stormtroopers the starfish cloning, trooper loses an arm, wait a week and two troopers

Charcuterie plates

Cold cuts, cheeses, fresh/dried fruit, vegetables/pickled vegetables, bread/crackers, etc.

Make whatever plate combination you’re in the mood for from a variety selection, i like to stock about 3 options from each category to feel like I have choices

I don’t even have a down vote button anymore and I low-key like it.

Ahh, Dungeons and Dragons: Online, my beloved

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