Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

That’s my favourite King Crimson song

I think he has two sons

Not all caps

I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat

Ya it’s called affording a maid

Getting eaten by a hawk or weasel

This is poetry not prose

They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

Live as the bonobo do!

So many things boomers consider normal is just brainwashing from some lobby or other

Babe wake up new cryptid just dropped