The potatoes are not what they seem
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
The potatoes are not what they seem
Whoa! That’s illegal buddy. In more ways than one…
Not to go off on a tangent, but…
Myst was my jam back then. Maybe riven, I don’t remember lol. Also Diablo.
🏴☠️ probably
A good chunk of us for sure
A bakers dozen reasons why
Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.
At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey
How the hell did you know my name?
Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.
My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.
Have you tried eating crust?
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All those arms and not a thumb in sight
Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
No. Remove the spaces between the word and the tag on each end
What’s your vector, Victor?
True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.