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“It’s ok son. Don’t listen to her. Your mother is fucking insane.”

I don’t use those self checkout machines because they’re a serious liability to me. If I fuck up and miss scanning something, then I get a shoplifting charge. Best case, they realize it was a simple mistake a trespass me indefinitely for it.

Fuck you. Ring up the items for me.

I also now have a new policy. If they have more self checkout open than regular checkout, I leave my cart in the parking lot NOT in the buggy corral.

There used to be sort of an unspoken honour system that if they didn’t have to pay a kid to collect carts, prices would stay down. Now they’re reducing their labour AND bumping prices to increase profits.

Fuck you. Collect your own cart.

'Squeeze me.

I see you’ve bought into the globey lie of a round earth.

I’m a big fan of Vivaldi as well for all the reason you mentioned, but also it’s more lightweight than Chrome and still supports uBlock

We always called them mouse nipples.

And crawling with propaganda accounts.

Check out any political thread or ones about ICE.

I recently saw a thread about ICE where locals started to revolt and protest against ICE being in the neighbourhood. The thread is filled is “removed by reddit” comments and other propaganda account telling people basically not to rise up. Saying things like “They want violence so they can declare martial law. Don’t give them what they want.”

Reddit deletes posts promoting standing up for their freedoms and leaves the ones saying bend over and spread your ass cheeks.

Humbug. If the pleb jumps, it just shows they don’t appreciate the ruling class.

His goal is a destroy the United States of America.

Once everyone understands this, his actions make sense.

Someone told him about Greenland.

He’s such an idiot.

Some people deserve forgiveness, some do not.

I think we all cheer because we interject the ones we know that do not deserve forgiveness.

I don’t have a big, stupid, oversized, vehicle with blind spots. I can park normally.

I keep expecting to see him wearing an ill-fitting military uniform covered in fake awards and accommodations.

I never understood the attraction to linkedin.

I want social media social for shits and giggled and entertainment. Work related networking is neither.

It’s like having a beer with coworkers instead of going out with friends. Hard pass.

Grade 6. Biology classes lasted about an hour or so, every day, for a week or two.

Boys and girls were broken into their own groups. I assume this was to help avoid being embarrassed about things in front of the opposite sex.

We were told if we made jokes or giggled, we failed for the day and had to sit in the hall. We nervously and embarrassingly giggled a bit the first day but after we got into it things were fine.

The classes were very straight forward. Dry. Matter of fact. Covered everything they needed to cover for basic biology, how sex works, body parts and what they do, etc, but didn’t talk about things like birth control.

Unzips…

Please, continue.

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

I’m GenX and I still remember when they called it GRID and the American Government was like “Shrug. It’s just killing the gays. No worries.”

Reagan thought it was a blessing from his god.

Why did anyone even touch the grapes after signing the paper? Seems like a good excuse to say “I can’t do that. No gloves. I signed a thing, remember?”