Can you think of any other way that seems likely?

Poor life choices?

Very very very good

Specifically from Tim Hortons, which despite not having been Canadian in ages still gets treated like a Canadian icon.

But as a result yeah, often referred to that way in common culture.

As a Canadian it looks like a timbit being used for scale

I always carried purple, none of the guys I knew would steal a purple lighter and I always knew which where mine.

Don’t forget the classic r/Superbowl. Greatest sub reddit scoop in the history of Reddit.

Well, Roku did just admit to a giant privacy breech I could see not really wanting one right now.

Depending on where you live many municipality’s or rescue agencies will spay and neuter strays for free. Maybe worth calling around and finding out if a program like that exists near you.