My cat’s favourite toy is just a super tightly balled plastic disposable bag

Heck it could be a weird mental thing from too many first person video games

The weirdest thing that happened to me when I got my glasses was that it felt like I was going to hit them with the food I was eating, I was 15 at the time

I look better when I’m blurry

Spend years automating small farm tasks that take minutes

“mr. hog sir would you kindly tell me why you hate us helping out these poor folk and driving our car our family painted up so nice?” “all we’re doing is just trying to do is be upstanding citizens I know some people have called them “undesirables” but that’s just unfair”

I really want a new movie with one of the moments being a the general lee with proper stars and bars being paint job used to destroy a confederate statue, maybe have the new duke brothers inherit the car and use it do some good knowing how angry them having the car makes confederate sympathisers

Cat: meeeeeoooooow Me: mEeEeEoOoOoW that’s what you sound like

Mmmm this is nice are you doing anything tomorrow?

Pee in the squirt gun to make it realer and so you can pee someone else’s pants

With the cracks around the hole it looks like the circle just forced himself through or made the hole

Thanks now i want a beef and cheddar I reslly miss arby’s

It was a fight to get the company to raise the starting wage so we could keep up with mcdonalds, it took every lead hand threatening to walk out during winter when it’s hardest to replace people because of deice training

I worked at an airport as a ramp agent and it was a minimum wage no experience job where if things fail on an 8/10 level you could cause a plane crash either by terrible luggage distribution or in effective deicing of the planes wings as an aside air canada has lower standard for deice training than most

Like a traveling bard army

It’s awful but I always come back to the mcdonalds part of john dies at the

Is there any way to use my own computer to take up summer off the dose traffic?

Binding of isaac and many rougelikes fit pretty well, a lot have vert good music but I like taking on a book more(also book recommendations would be the golgatha series for magical wild west, johannes cabal series that’s the adventures of a decent but unfriendly necromancer, john dies at the end is a cosmic horror comedy series, space team is stupid fun scifi, oh and the black company follows a fantasy mercenary group who are sine of the very best but also too threatening to not be betrayed by the employers that’s mostly told from the perspective of their medic

Audiobooks with video games that don’t have dialogue are what got me into books

Sounds like dankpods