I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream
I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream
owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.
well played, robot
totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird
I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain
it seems like a pro-communist programming message to me. the red dude looks super cool and supportive.
gotta nuke somethin’
¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯
nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more
he flipped the producer switch
not with that attitude
nothin at all - nothin at all - nothin at all
the mailman disguise won’t fool them
“I’ll have the chicken”
“and how would you like that cooked?”
“aight I’m-a head out”
SNAKE EYES
be the repost you wish to see in this world