The instructions stated “get on the train. go to the last stop. go through the station and exit down stairway 17. The stairs terminate in a tunnel. follow the lights.”

So I got on the train and rode to the last stop. I went through the station, found stairway 17, and followed them down until they ended in a tunnel.

The lights went both ways. I was confused.

Unfortunately you are correct. sigh.

The wealthy have a plan: take all our money and then kill us off.

That’s their whole plan.

Fascist shitgoblins don’t far fall from each other off the same branch.

Y’all are some seriously sick fucks. Carry on.

The same idiot judge who still uses a Nokia flip phone?

Can you afford a phone carrier jammer?

Owwie.

Which side do they hit him with?

How about… AI replaces government officials! A lot cheaper. Might actually get things right. And how could it fuck up any worse than what we have?

Environment.

All particles ‘decay’. Everything particulate decays. what’s your question?

well damn…

Time is a human construct designed for measuring and scheduling and has no meaning whatsoever outside of human endeavor.

The universe and the infinite space the universe resides in exist at “now” : an important tenet of ‘relativity’. No past. No future. Now. Past, future, time… these are constructs of sentient organisms. The universal “don’t believe everything you think” immediately comes to mind.

We exist in space. Space is infinite - it has no boundaries or edges, has always existed and will always exist. We also exist in this (“our”) universe - which is finite, did have a start date, and will come to an end someday. Not soon. Hopefully.

Space is also infinite “bigger” and “smaller”. But let’s save that for another time.

(but does cesium REALLY vibrate the same in different parts of space? h’mm?)

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Drop them off on the white house steps still in chains.

If it makes you feel any better - ALL “time” is imaginary. Time is a human construct that has no meaning outside of human endeavor.

Is 4-chan gone? gasp!?! goddammit. Don’t ‘they’ realize how many assholes and degenerates this will dump on the internet? Myself included?

Lenovo’s architecture sucks regardless what OS is on top. My opinion.

Bonus points if you use a secrete police force to kidnap them off the streets, slap them in irons, and ship them back in a military aircraft without any of their belongings.