Living in Pennsylvania be like
Because the call started off with him talking normally. I’ve spoken to him a bunch before today.
I work in IT and had a dude use the UwU accent with me on a call today while I was trying to fix his email. Made me wanna barf.
Can’t forget Squonk. The gross pig thing that is so ugly it cries constantly. It can dissolve itself with its tears at will.
Lmao apparently she was hot when she was young. She isn’t blood related to me, so I didn’t inherit any cool plant powers from her. I’m actually terrible with plants, tbh. Great with ducks, though.
This makes me genuinely happy. Not much uplifting news actually uplifts me these days. This is one of the rare headlines that does.
She just said general good luck. I believed her because I’m convinced she a witch or druid or some shit. She has this uncanny ability to know things she has no way of knowing. She’s also absolutely incredible with plants.
I was in my parents’ yard once and something wet fell on my head. I touched it and it was blood red. Totally thought I was bleeding until I noticed tiny berry seeds in the substance. My grandma said that happening to me meant I’d have good luck.
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Lmao. My goldendoodle hates the vet, as does my one cat, so not all of my pets are lovely for the girls lmao
My beagle is one of the fave patients at the vet I use. All the techs have to come see him when we are there and when I have them trim his nails, 3-4 techs take part just to give him attention the whole time. Only one person is needed for his nails, but he’s Mr popular lmao. If I ask him if he wants to go see the girls at the vet, he loses his mind. He absolutely loves it there.
I swear to God if he’s still the best option in 6 years…
I live in Pa and keep forgetting about him until he pops up in the news. Then I’m reminded that he is the biggest disappointment I’ve experienced in politics. I almost feel like my vote was wasted. Hopefully he at least keeps reproductive rights a thing in this state. I cannot function without my bc because it keeps my endometriosis at bay.
Do decorative video games maps count?
I want a world where anyone can go to space. It the thing I wanna do the most. But I’m not rich and I’m no super smart and I have awful health.
My realizing I’m getting closer to 30.
I will!
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