Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

Those candies taste like shit :-|

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 

I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
Don't refactor any of this! */

Hmmm, sardines…

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.

Turn it off please, I don’t like.

I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!

Snack! Snack time, Trevor!

Man eat bird
Man use leaf for wipe
Man fight with stone

Man win!

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖

After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.