Finally, a real life hack!

The horse, trying his hand at people-shoeing.

It knows you intimately.

Yeah, all the cool kids are knitting.

Do bring a car to a street fight.

Well I don’t want to be cold, but I crank the AC and snuggle up under the covers. It’s a treat somehow.

Probably a UTI but you can try putting a puppy pad on there and they might pee on that instead. At least until you get them checked out. Get some Resolve Urine remover if you have some mild spots.

Glad you liked it.

It’s not worth $80 to me, and that’s also the way prices work. Things are worth what people are willing to pay. I’ve purchased so many games for $20 and less that have given me more enjoyment than any borderlands game.

$80 I can wait.

Darn, I was hoping to drop dead today.

Watching fights in mma, someone who is knocked out usually doesn’t look dead.

Remember, you are delicious.

Well, cats don’t have 24hr Cat News lying to them.

If you point out the danger, it may manifest. Best not to tempt the fates.

I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?

Pandas, yo.

Fake it tll you make it.

Yes indeed. Unfortunately, it wears off and you’re still in a shit show.

Yep, I just want to sleep without worrying about shit.