Margot Robbie

Well, I was originally here to promote a movie…

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

Yay

Bluey is also from Queensland, so…close enough.

I’m a foreign good actor (to non-Australians), does that count?

Not to brag or anything, but I was nominated for a couple of acting awards in recent years.

And all that doth glimmer is gilded bright,

Yet only blazing stars do rends moulds in flight.

Would taste better if it is slightly sweeter.

Baldur’s Gate 4, but that’s unlikely to happen at this point.

I thought most people have tiles or vinyl/linoleum for their kitchen floor. Still, you do know that you can just remove and replace the damaged floorboard instead of sanding and varnishing the entire floor, right?

At this point you’re not paying money for a diamond, you’re paying money for a certificate.

If you want to know how much a diamond is really worth, go to any jewelry store and ask them to appraise the resell value of your natural diamond ring with certificate and all, no matter how much you paid for it, they’re probably going to tell you only the precious metal setting is worth any money, and the rock itself is utterly worthless the second you received it.

Which makes diamond a terrible symbol for love.

I bet it’s whatever chemical that’s in those vats at Ace Chemicals that the upstanding citizens of Gotham kept falling into and come out as clowns.

Like, why would any company make a chemical which the only purpose seems to be to get psychiatrists to beat people up with baseball bats on roller skates?

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

No, I’m an actress, silly!

On the other hand, I could be aggressively breakdancing as I’m typing this comment on my phone as you are reading this, and you would have no idea either.

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae’zel.

Well. There goes my business plan of selling body part flavored candles and butt coffee.

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated great dude Margot Robbie to you!

(Dude is gender neutral now)

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

:(

I like Margot Robbie.

:)

but I also have no interest in watching it again.

:(