“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

Zoolander was also my first thought after reading that title, ha.

If it had DRM it was not very good, that’s for sure! I still own it, but it’s in storage about 1700 miles away.

I miss my Dreamcast 😭

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You already have a bunch of suggestions, here are a few more of my favorite sci-fi names/characters that I didn’t see…

Hari / Salvor (both from Asimov’s Foundation series) Rico (from Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Leto / Duncan (both from Herbert’s Dune) Ender (from Card’s Ender’s Game series) Filip (from Corey’s The Expanse series)

Honorable mentions Fry (Futurama) Jar-Jar (Binks)

Fudge