Pirates vs Climate Change…

I hate when some monster opens the box from the bottom, or destroys the plastic liner so bottom sheets dont get pulled out and ready for the next person.

I cant imagine the abomination that would use those…

Bell Labs, lol.

Nice, very “Journal of Immaterial Science”

I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].

Truly gold.

Edit: Didn’t realize this was Immaterial Science - my favorite is the FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS (pdf warning)

Yep yep… Wonder if it’s this brand - not the same model since the button is a different color, but the tip ejector is similar.

Guess I better be more careful.

Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

Looks like he’s using an autopipette without a tip to perform the injection…

Hm, that doesn’t sound absolute

I guess you’d need some proof.

From Fox News? Couldn’t be.

It’s 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

Potentially

NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP

AND SHES CALLING A CRAB

The budget for posting Curiosity updates has been transferred to some rich dudes wallet.

The only robots you can have are the ones approving that questionable drug, sorry

At least once

The food is meh, but the slushies are decent.

Same experience in Northern Sonics tbh

Now do for loops!

For I must feed and have no mouth… so let’s regenerate that quickly

Did you want to converse about conversing?

Conversely, code that works is also text