I don’t have a single metal fork in my drawer because I have some kinda weird issue where metal cutlery touching each other or my teeth makes me want to die :(

Omg it wasn’t a fever dream! 🥹

Motion activated sphincter lmao

A long long LOOOONG time ago I tried to screenshot a video in windows media player and the screenshot still changed when I moved or played the video. I often wonder if that was a fever dream or just some weird shit that was happening with really early tech. I remember being so mad because I just wanted a screenshot of a scene in the video and it wouldn’t work lol

Oh no! Anyway

Waaaaaah

Don’t flirt with people when they’re working. It’s gross and predatory because they’re basically a captive audience.

You’re just dead wrong for that. You can’t be serious?

I used to be kinda like that until I got into spicy noodles. That was my gateway drug to spicy in general because I didn’t really have a less spicy option and they were too good to give up on lol. That being said, I’ve never noticed this supposed boost to digestion and mood from it. Other than the general mood boost I get from eating anything that I really enjoy

Not talk about it at all? That’s kinda… Stupid. That’s stupid.

Why would you look at people in the medical field and go “yep, that’s why I don’t have food delivered”? Lmao

What’s really wild is that the side effect of coming off of stuff like zyrtec is ITCHING. Once I got through the itchy “withdrawals” I hardly ever needed it anymore other than occasional bad reactions. Like, wtf? They really make it seem like it should be taken every day when it absolutely shouldn’t. Not to mention the weird weight gain it causes that they never seem to mention anywhere ever.

Obviously everyone’s mileage may vary but it’s kinda creepy looking into antihistamines and some of their shenanigans that get swept under the rug.

Well that just sounds like a nickelodeon show waiting to happen!

I love it because you know that driver was giggling about it all day. As they should lol