lomg distance > no feiends

Is he arguing with fhe dictionary?!!wtf

in spain? because anywhere else it would make it?

Wait what?! I’m leaving on my paid month long vacation, required by law, on wednesday and can not believe you guys call it micro retirement

I bet he will pull you out of the pool when he needs to eat hour face

There is a time and a place to play with your gigi.

The secret to lose weight without counting calories

a story about true love and monster cocks

What kind of drug do you think she takes to be so obsessed with her vagina?

Everytime I see any type of industrial machine I think this is some genius shit! I’m so dumb

Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

I don’t think you know enough about history then love. You said exactly that. It’s not a problem to make a mistake but you either say sorry or stand by what you said, don’t just come with this “thats not what I said” shit

I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either

This is some Josef Mengele type of shit. Hope you like the tropical sun

Don’t excuse a Nazi with mental disorders. Who do you think a person like this would choose to be unethical with? his parents? No probably the people he hates.

Yes and studies show that 20% of the chiken you eat out are pigeons probably

Is there a straight cowboy bondage class?

It WAS not yours

I know but the question he asked matches the spanish name. Maybe some spanish influence in the naming.