It’s the worst Star Wars movie

Rogue One, A New Hope, The Blackened Mantle, Return of the Jedi, The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, and you’re done.

Ban it until the hard problem of consciousness is solved.

Cool! What about jackdaws?

Or as I’ve taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

My friend, you are unfortunately looking for Discord

The only scientifically accurate scene in Jurassic Park has a little boy say the velociraptor looks like a turkey. They knew dinosaurs were chickens, they just didn’t bother showing us in movies.

He submitted the form, but nobody will process it and let him stop working for them. It’s impossible for him to leave.

Forcing someone to be your employee against their will is slavery, right?

Well that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.

Also Stallman is against using Rust in the Kernel

When I was learning to use Rust’s package manager, Cargo, I tried to man it from the command line. Cargo doesn’t have a man page, and googling my query only lead to shorts.

Humans are great apes too.

Great, but terrible.

I also think someone should murder the insurance workers’ boss.

No, I pick both.

The pixels and boob meshes should get paid real money.

But sex work is real work. Rockstar should pay them real money.

Taxonomy is pseudoscience.

Actually, the Mythbusters confirmed that swearing increases your pain tolerance.

No, you boomer.