PR rules the world. Can’t allow free speech and protest if it might draw attention.

Better to show overwhelming military force on domestic college students at the first sign of protest. Keep it from spreading.

“If you think my Haitian stories are bad, just wait until I start making up stories about Jews. I get most of my “news” from this website called 4chan. Ever heard of it?”

There was a conspiracy involving 9/11, but it had nothing to do with secret thermite demolition or Israel or holograms or any of that nonsense. People were rightfully questioning how these hijackers were able to enter the US and stay under the radar while training for and executing the attack. We now know that Saudi officials helped them.

It’s also worth noting that the Bush family has very, very deep ties to Saudi Arabia, which may have affected the investigation and how information concerning Saudi complicity was handled.

As long as a single human being is homeless or hungry, billionaires should not exist.

You pirate content to save money and protest the excesses of capitalism.

I pirate content because I enjoy singing sea shanties with the mates while seeding torrents.

We are not the same.

Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire

It’s like starting a date by whipping your dick out. Slow your fucking roll, dude.

“But… but that’s a criminal conspiracy!”

“Yes, like I said it’s a corporation. What part are you not understanding?”

It’s likely going to turn out that Covid has fucked our brains in ways we don’t understand yet. The before and after difference is too extreme to be caused by a collective trauma from 4 years ago. If that was really the problem, we would be over it by now and back to normal.

“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”

Google should really think about being nicer to competitors right now. Yet another reason it needs to be broken up by Lina Khan and the FTC.

I know it’s bad for me, but I can’t resist a nice smoke enema after a long butt chug.

Remember kids, with a little hard work and a lot of luck gambling, you too can be a successful capitalist.

Meanwhile, JD Vance tricked kids into watching a video in his basement about how to report your parents to the post-Project 2025 government if they think their parents might be using IVF to have another child.

At this point, the race from the Republican side seems like Trump versus his own mental illness and cognitive deficiencies. And it’s only going to get worse the more he realizes he’s heading to defeat.

Makes sense. Otherwise, the flight attendants end up having to ask for volunteers to play musical chairs to make sure they have a place to sit together.

It is the Year of our Lord two thousand twenty-four, and people are still using Elon’s dumpster fire of a pro-Nazi website. Why?

The priests of The Market believe that the world must be destroyed in order to serve the greater goal of quarterly profits. They believe The Market will choose its most ruthless adherents for salvation on private islands and in bunkers while the world burns. Perhaps most strangely, they believe their faith in The Market will protect them from being immediately killed and perhaps eaten by the servant caste they intend to surround themselves with in the post-apocalypse dystopia.

I like doing as much work as possible on days like this, because there’s no bullshit distracting you. I’ve gotten 90% of the shit I was going to do from next Monday to Wednesday done today, because I didn’t have to stop what I was doing every 15 minutes to deal with random horseshit.

“That’s right- landlines. I want corded phones fucking everywhere that don’t talk to anything but each other.”