You have to show your intrusive thoughts who’s boss. “MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!”
You have to show your intrusive thoughts who’s boss. “MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!”
A real human bean, and a real… hero.
Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!
“Hi, I’m actor Mark Hammill. You might remember me from such unfinished games as Untitled Star Wars Game 3 and Untitled Star Wars Game 7.”
I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. “I can has cheezburger,” you’d say.
“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”
If you can’t handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don’t deserve my strange juice.
Terrible parenting. If you’re going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.
I honestly don’t even care anymore. Bethesda peaked at Morrowind.
Anyone who invests in the Reddit IPO is a sucker.
What you need is a criminal spokesperson.