Nfamwap

Maybe you were making the mistake?

Which is…?

Asking for a friend.

ED209 you scary, jittery motherfucker

If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.

What search history…?

Want to book a holiday? Teletext. Want to play a daily quiz? Teletext. Want to check live football scores? Teletext.

In A+E, I get it. But a local GP surgery where you HAVE to have an appointment? I’m not buying it.

And what about the doctors who are half an hour late for the very first appointment of the day. How is that possible?

The last time I took my daughter to the doctor’s, we had the 8:30am appointment. First of the day.

I was feeling pretty optimistic that we would be in and out by 8:45.

So we arrive at 8:20 and take our seats in the waiting room. 8:30 rolls around, no call. 8:40, no call. 8:50 no call. At 8:55 a side door opens and 8 doctors stroll out with coffees in hand and make their way to their individual consulting rooms.

At 9:10 we got the call to go in.

I get that they might need to have a morning meeting to get setup for the day, but 8 doctors each wasting 40 minutes, and the entire appointment book playing catch-up for the rest of the day, seems like a colossal piss take.

Why not, like, have your meeting earlier…?

Not sure about the rest of the world, but the UK version came with a thick manual that didn’t just cover the basics like controls and gameplay features, but an in-depth essay on driving techniques and vehicle dynamics.

It was actually really informative from a real world perspective.

I didn’t read that as colonizer, I read it as colonizer.

And now I think Duolingo is throwing some bum sex shade.

Chchchchchch

They fucked up the UK too

For real? York is one of England’s most historically important cities. And a really nice city, too. What sucked about it?

And the menu doesn’t show the price like:

Cheeseburger £13

Instead you get:

Cheeseburger 13

So cool and minimalist.

Not just chips my friend. Pies, sausages, chicken, salmon. Half the cooking time or an oven, better results and a fraction of the energy use.

The hype is real.

Ahh, Italian football fans, famous for checks notes overt racism, and stabbing visiting fans.

The brain accessed ROM when it should’ve accessed RAM.

Cool Original here in the UK