Pics or it didn’t happen

Brie, bacon, redcurrant jelly on a crusty baguette. Heaven.

You have hair teeth?

Thanks, Bear Grylls.

We start by closing loopholes and making the rich pay their way.

And if they don’t? Guillotines, baby!

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

Use two hands.

Aldi, mate.

I feel seen

Reason 2378 to never buy a Stellantis vehicle

Using a knife and fork: knife in the left hand.

Using a knife only: right hand.

No you can’t!

Deep

Wat?

I use acronyms to similar effect.

For example, when writing a shopping list.

And then I’m in the supermarket wondering what the fuck KR, IC and SS are?

War by IDLES

If you live in the UK I’ll send you some. 864f OK?

OBL was responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people. Brian Thompson was responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people.

The dots don’t need much connecting.

Dunno, OP sounds kinda kinky.

Nah, height is feet and inches