My cat once set up a magnetic field “vacuum bottle” of super cold sodium atoms, shined the laser through it, and successfully slowed down the particles of light to a mere 38mph!

My kid is under 10 and absolutely adores all things Minecraft. He will be over the moon to hear this news. So will all his friends.

Consider this: A person has their iPhone battery replaced with a cheap Chinese 3rd party battery. A month later, the battery catches fire, injuring the person. Which headline do you honestly believe will run:

• Apple iPhone catches fire, injures owner.

• Unauthorized replacement iPhone battery catches fire, injures owner.

For MacBooks, 10 years is barely broken in. I’ve had MacBook Airs as daily drivers for well over 10 years.

“The Busy World of Richard Scarry”

That looks delicious!

That sounds delicious!

“To beef frank, hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”

A pig driving a hot dog is kinda gruesome if you think about it.

Oh wow. I want a wool sweater that says “GOOD BOY” on it! I wonder if my mom would make one for me.

Yet still no cure for this fucking tinnitus.

Well, if anyone tries to read my inner monologue all they’ll hear is “ssssssssssssssssszszzzssssss”

There’s a sign?

“Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!”

Hard is the mode on which I play.

Your mom’s a vegan bisque.

Shikaka!

F that. I’ll take David Bowie over Robert Heinlein (or Paul Verhoeven) any day.

First thing I thought of too.

Don’t make me break out my 1980’s memes.

lol when my kid was like three or four he’d watch some British cartoon called “gecko’s garage “ or something, and they’d pronounce it “garridge.” So my kid started saying it that way.

One day I’m driving him somewhere and he asks me “daddy, why didn’t you park the car in the garridge?”

“It’s a garage.”

“Garridge!”

“No. Say ga-raage.”

“Garridge!”

“GARAGE! We’re not British!”

“No! Garridge…”.

“Ugh! Whatever!”

“We’re having a quarrel! :-D “