I don’t wanna try to do anything; I just think it would be a cool story to tell if it happened naturally. “Dude, I was just walking to my front door after work and BAM!” That kinda thing.

Thank you

No, but Jason Bourne notices things reflexively. The last line, though stated as serious, should not be taken seriously. You should only steal from large corporations- never individuals. Only monsters steal from individuals.

What’re you, casing the joint or somethin’?

Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.

What’s your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can’t find you?

Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.

Sounds a little delusional to me, but you do you little buddy.

You can’t psychoanalyze yourself, so you might wanna look into it. Just sayin’. Times are tough all around.

Finally, a normal fucking reply. What’s with these sickos?

You may need to see a therapist then

No

What? No, like, y’know how we all kinda wanna die all the time- like how we all kinda hope the gas tanker crosses the line and there’s nothing we can do about it. Y’know?

I’ve always wanted to be struck by lightning (and survive with relatively few complications). Not enough to tempt fate. Kinda like how everyone “wants to die,” but they never actually kill themselves. Y’know?

Yup yup

It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that’s the joke they were going for.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford em

Potatoes are now called potatoes

Maybe start by advocating for better education for low-income individuals who have fallen prey to systemic cuts to their social aid programs and are prone to voting against their own interest due to being subject to propaganda their entire lives, thereby building a base of well-informed voters and community members who would then be more well-equipped to tackle and help tackle other issues around them- in their local community, but also on a national level.

That’s just one thought.

Your shitty “oh you didn’t wanna start with world peace” jab shows that you are either purposely trying to be an asshole, or you don’t understand that small changes lead to big ones. Obviously we’d start with world peace if that were an option, and I’d imagine it’s the other commenter’s end goal, but you can’t have world peace when it’s built on an inherently violent and broken system. Unless your definition of world peace is genocidal thought policing.

This is the kind of reply that pisses me off.

You’re either ignorant, being facetious (and bad at it), or just plain a bad actor.

How about we all work together to make the world a more livable place for everyone, stop being so self-centered and willfully blind, and then there will be no need for preamble?

I had a long discussion with my father last night about this - I’ve had long discussions with everyone about this, actually, now that I think about it. Everyone agrees that the world is broken and the system is rigged; everyone agrees that if we all took care of one another more and worried about ourselves less that the world would be all the better for it. And yet, everyone seems convinced that it’s impossible to do - that breaking away from this current mindset literally cannot happen.

Everyone always asks me “What’s one man to do about it?” But they can’t grasp that I’m not talking about one man doing anything. I’m talking about community, about brotherhood and sisterhood, standing together. This is especially disappointing to me because I come from an area surrounded by Coal. This was the place where people were shot and had bombs dropped on them by corporations and law enforcement alike - all because they were fighting for safety. For their lives. And now it’s like it never happened. Everyone just wants to lie down like a dog and take the kicks.

They told me my whole life not to back down where my morals were concerned, not to stand by and watch helpless people be taken advantage of- and now, when we should all be a little more mad and a little more fierce, I’m the bad guy for speaking out against it.

It makes me sick. It’s almost enough to make me want to leave them here to take their medicine. But I just can’t bring myself to turn my back on them. I know they’re just scared. But if they believed in me as much as they have all said they do, it would seem like they’d want to take my hand and stand next to me.

Sometimes it be like that

The comment you’re replying to specifically mentions this feature and the fact that they do not use it and the reasoning behind that decision