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11·6 months agoWhat is the universe?
Encephalitis (en-sef-uh-LIE-tis) is inflammation of the brain. There are several causes, including viral infection, autoimmune inflammation, bacterial infection, insect bites and others.
I’m in a similar situation, but I’m afraid of being perceived as geigh by violent homophones
Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔
That would be a synopsis of the joke, yes
31·7 months agoBest: Ghost of Tsushima
Worst: Overcooked 2
Dude doesn’t know what Amazon Prime is for, you can’t make this shit up
I started on Reddit in 2012, realized quickly that I was getting too invested in karma, so decided to never have an account for more than one calendar year.
That worked very well, but by the end I was still spending an inordinate amount of time dicking around. I spend maybe an hour a week on sync for Lemmy. perfect!
Blackberries and blueberries over Greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey, yum
It’s like five miles of paddleball hackey sack
Taking a crap in the hallway
I tried to install Skyrim and my disc was unreadable
Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush
26·7 months agoWorst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.
Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.
Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.
I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.
Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
That woooshed me pretty hard :-)