Octopuses*

“I’m in this post, and I don’t like it”

GASP

Definitely needed when programming in Python, lol

Oh yeah… that’s just bad design

Lorem ipsum?

Causation (morons can’t spell) = Correlation (morons also say stupid shit that is wrong)

Tl;dr

Until they start demanding 10x output in the same timetable

Sweet dreams

Achshully, you’re right

Noone will ever need more than 640k of RAM

I’ll take all the liquor and the gun. Leave the rest

The US is going to take gold in every event. Mostly because other countries won’t be allowed to compete or won’t want to.

Only if the kid was overweight, though

I’m gonna go buy a copy of Linux

Grass = Glass? That’s wacist!

Blue light glasses? Lol, what a giant douche

It gets worse. Take care of your body

My knees and I have a love/hate relationship. They loved me for about 20 years and I hated on them so much that they no longer work