Take a bag, fill it with water, and grip it loosely at the top so all your fingers wrap around like a loose fist.

Now, without turning the bag, use your other hand to empty it by squeezing out the water.

You get most of it out, but there’s still some in there, even if you squeeze violently and it seems like nothing else can come out.

Also, for most of human history, if you’ve poisoned yourself ingesting something, chances are the next thing you’re ingesting is still poisoned. It’s only recently we’ve worked out distilled poison and purified water. So, biologically speaking, better to just be sick for a day so you can get to a different water/food source.

Everett fucking obliterated that man.

Diplomacy. They can improve diplomacy. Will they? Absolutely not. But they could.

Jokes on you, commie! Space is part of the US of A. You put a flag up there, it’s yours. Thems the rules.

Or get a sense of how little you know about the product/competition to judge how much they can get away scamming you for.

Anxiety has entered the chat

Rather, they’re not sorry they tried to scam you, they’re sorry it didn’t work.

I still fucking love Star Wars. I’m super excited for this game.

I will never pay $110 for a god damn video game. And neither should any Star Wars fan.

Oh no! Actors being paid the minimum legal amount?!

Think of how much it will cost to produce now that they have to pay the least they can possibly be allowed to pay someone!

It’s always been okay. Conservatives don’t give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em… as long as there’s human suffering to be had!

That’s like arguing that 99% of the light off a heating element is a laser beam directed straight into deep space.

I wouldn’t be shocked by how poorly Blizzard treated its employees unless they literally had someone pacing through the office whipping employees whose retinal activity slowed below minimal compliance.

What you want is a rock tumbler bed

You need to be a certain kind of person to perceive audio quality difference. One, you need to be able to detect the difference. Two, you need to be able to appreciate the difference. And Three, which everyone seems to ignore, you need to have bought a sufficiently expensive device that can make the difference.

In short, if you have an $18 desktop speaker, get the FLAC outta here.

If you didn’t take like 8 seconds to read any part of that article, it says she has rich great-grandparents.

“Look at the great-grandparents she chose to have! What a hypocritical bitch!”

I’m sure Elon has tried running this model by the execs