It’s already gone.

I knew there was a reason behind my morning wood.

I’ve had the first four books in the study at my mom’s house since I was a kid. My nephew and nieces will read them. We have the box set of DVDs from forever ago. Same deal. I wouldn’t consider myself a die-hard fan. I still don’t understand why die-hard fans could still be spending so much money on the franchise. Did they add to the books?

Honestly. I love Bob’s Burgers but I always thought that they put more effort into the signs than anything else. And that’s saying something.

I don’t know. It seems like they’re addressing the issues that the first one had. It was too safe and far too full of itself. It should have just been one big planet and a bit less goofy. Seems like the next one is shaping up for that. Also, if there is a game company that I trust right now it’s obsidian. I was super disappointed with the ending just being the same slides they used for new Vegas, hopefully we at least get a more satisfying ending.

A guy down the street from me has been having a garage sale pretty much every weekend. I think he was probably charging too much before and has eased up a bit. He’s almost gotten rid of everything I usually see. I stopped in last weekend and he had a random assortment of old screwdrivers that said “free”. I got to chatting with him and mentioned that I’m trying to get a shop together so I can build toys (my sister was complaining about how everything is plastic for her kids). He was like “wait right there”. He ran into his garage and came out with armloads of tools and just said “there you go young man”. I’m not sure what made me feel better, the tools or that fact I was called “young man” at 36.

Try looking up “colloquially”. That’s going to be a rabbit hole. Oh, speaking of. Idioms. English is one of the hardest languages to learn.

Remember. It’s a spectrum. You can be diagnosed with ADHD and feel strongly either way. It might not have anything to do with ADHD.

I’m getting pretty sick of “ADHD is specifically this”

That is not how it works.

Bed frame. Nightstand. Plant. Painting. Then you’ll be on the hot train to sex o’clock my friend.

Who the fuck gives a shit about that loser anymore?

I went to college for horticulture four years ago. They still use this confusing rhetoric.

Nazis are Nazis. They knew what they were doing from the get go. They were just too cowardly to say it out loud.

Punch Nazis. Or they will punch you.

How many degrees does the collective of “The Offspring” have? It’s been decades and I keep finding out that these are highly qualified people who went back to what I’m doing.

It’s the thought that counts.

It’s not even the oldest one. I had to wait like three Christmases until I could play mp3s on a disk without converting them first.

Not so sure this time. Trump has been trying to avoid that shit like the plague. He also had clear ties to Epstein. If he didn’t manage to make it to kangaroo court every time… There would be a significant amount of evidence to convict someone else in this case. I genuinely hope musk puts his weight behind it. Not that I like him either.

It was always weird to me that people would suggest, essentially “you’re young. Try being homeless for a while”. Live in a van, explore the country. Then what? How many fucking trust funds are out there?

Theres a book that an advisor for the billionaire bunkers wrote, sorry my phone is glitchy so I can’t look it up without abandoning this post. I heard an interview with him where he said he would always circle back to “if you use your vast wealth to improve these societal issues, there isn’t a need for a bunker”. They won’t hear it. They’re driving towards the apocalypse because they are all racing to be the richest. Nothing else matters.

This reminds me of the “save” logo in almost every app. Apparently I’m one of the only people left alive that knows what a floppy disk was.