Hey, me too! I also did e and the Feigenbaum constant, though.

It’s about liability. Companies don’t want their salt returned to them after x years, especially not with some lame excuse. So they just define an expiration date y that’s far off enough to not drive customers away, but still minimizes the risk of complaints.
If a (big) customer successfully complains within this time span, they’ll simply decrease it.

Cats don’t go to school.

Doesn’t hat hurt? Serious question. I can only liken it to wiggling my balls, which always ends up being painful.

Yeah, I’d like to know if the cat was capable of scaling her own nest up for her human.

right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother

I just remembered a story one my teachers once shared about his cousin. This woman, who in reality lived alone in a remote area, had always seemed to lead a vibrant life, sharing tales of her children and family over the phone. However, one day she suddenly passed away. When my teacher visited her home, he made a shocking discovery: piles of notebooks filled with meticulous records of the false stories she had told to others. It became clear that beneath her cheerful facade lay a deep sadness and isolation.

Gift them books, a microscope, minerals, a vintage computer… Maybe something will stick and make them more introverted. Or maybe they’ll see the gifts as an abstract validation of their ways and store them in the basement or the trash can.

🎶 Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this great world is a good world after all 🎶

ghost in a meat suit

How about this?

What are they called?

That’s pretty much the basic premise of the Chuang Tzu.

That’s why I don’t keep a lot of stuff.
Otherwise, I could never stop buying new stuff.

Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face.

You should also keep him away from wine bottles.

Never noticed how long his face really is. Feels like looking at my own thumb.

Thanks. I didn’t know there was a real band called “The Pipi Pickers” and I might have lived on happily without that knowledge.

What an Oblivion mountain lion actually looked like

What a horrible timeline, isn’t it? Where we have to hold our collective breaths every month or so when either a new head of government or a new head of state is elected or appointed somewhere in the EU. “Please don’t be a Nazi…”