Is there a way these funds can be redirected immediately for something useful?

You didn’t report the unattended luggage?

Lol wut

Is the the Big Beautiful a Bill?

Nah. Just a dude trying to make the train.

I picked up another dude who was brimming with hope for a job interview he was walking three miles to in the 100 degree heat.

I hope it worked out.

Once I picked up a hitchhiker and gave him some weed.

Most people are terrible

Here come the slave and alien comments

For reasons

When one horse loves another horse a whole lot…

The book said so.

“us”?

US-backed

Science!

That’s an emotion?

No, it stands for what I said!

The “P” stands for “Parked in the Middle of Our Street.”

2.5 weird F-shaped things

Ummm.

Cool. Like Ed Kemper.