Damn, I thought I was the only one…

It’s the owner of the water park, obviously. He wants to scare the people away from the hotel to drive the price down so he can add it to his estate. Duh…

I like to think he’s saying “your infant wasn’t baptised, so I’m taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don’t forget that I am love.”

Apologetic for taking a compelling, downy shit on your porch.

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

I’ve heard that before and won’t get my hopes up.

He has enough money to Stall out a court until he’s long dead…

See, all that stuff about London being the rainiest city is total bollocks

That episode of Inside Number 9 fuckin’ slapped

BFF goals

Obligatory Space Doggity https://youtu.be/zsV-qozMz9A

I think it looks a bit like bayou

buyeu.org is €1 on Ionos.

Also buyeu.tech

Oh yeah, it’s up for auction for 1.5k€ I thought it was available because it doesn’t resolve to anything…

Companies that do that really are just shit

A better URL could be buyfrom.eu which appears to be available.

Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Heheh!

Also taskkill /im foo.exe /f

People used to take pride in their work, and there was a time when consumers valued quality over price point.

You’re never going to walk into a charity shop and find a 100 year old chipboard IKEA wardrobe. Shit is literally made to fall apart and have to be re-bought.

It’s a reference to the show, but thanks for the insight my dude.

If you think otherwise, you’re head disabled.

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