Dads are definitely like this with both

Fucking Abrahamic religions

I literally have to do this for work so unless I lose this job it’s gonna be another decade

I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds

Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that

I was uh 19? 20? something like that.

Came out because I realized that my insurance covered hrt and I was going to get it. That’s just how I think about things sometimes I just decide on something and do it. Once I get like that I accept all consequences unremorsefully, it is kinda unreasonable I guess. I was on my parents (mom and stepdad ) insurance (thanks Obama) so that could have been bad but I think in the back of my mind I knew that even if my mom didn’t agree she wouldn’t kick me off of her insurance to stop me since I’d die or something.

Any way I planned to tell my parents in a specific order and for some reason I decided to tell my extremely homophobic/transphobic sperm donor and sister first. That ended up as well as you’d think, I ended up getting assaulted and the police were called on me since I threatened to kms if he didn’t stop attacking me (yeah it’s kinda a 4D chess move 😮‍💨 you wouldn’t get it). Anyway I almost got committed but managed to only get put in PHP and ended up coming out to my mom at the hospital. The first thing she asked me was “why did you come out to him first?” and I was like “I had this plan it apparently wasn’t good but it was mine”.

looking back it’s funny how the police had actually taken my side but still had to cuff me and take me to the ER. Also why the fuck did that cost like 2k when I didn’t even have a choice of not going to the hospital then 🤔.

This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.

Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”

see this is why you should always keep track of your bones

https://youtu.be/2gwA5mQD9Ck

wizards

Damn I wanna meet this ape goatee woman now

Why are they rotating it? I almost understood until you got there

I’m still trying to understand perpendicular time

They literally had lunch with him and cleaned him up for the meeting. They just don’t want to have to admit they’d have to send a bunch of people back

Many Americans are unaware of the problems due to media censorship.

However they’re creating so many problems that even those with blinders on are seeing this shit.

Europeans should retaliate by banning American Oligarch companies. That will fuck them

So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for

I think for the first time in my life I’m okay with cars burning extra fuel needlessly