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17 days agoAm I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?
Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?
The preview image on my phone looks like it says “when he takes his noodle off” and I was just accepting that that was a normal thing
Woah woah woah, cut yourself some slack! Every 2 weeks?? Nah, once a month. 9AM? Give yourself time to wake up and think clearly! 10AM or 11AM if you’re not a morning person
Yes, this, except TREAT instead of threat. You won’t feel alone with your best little friend
“Everyone thinks they’re not qualified to restore art, just fake it til you make it!”
I get it, just exaggerating to point out that no one is perfect and has time to make all their own food
“No one is allowed a cookie if they track macros!” >:0
Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!
Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!
Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE