we didn’t hear the part about how that teacher lost the farm due to an elaborate revenge plot where they gave the husband colon cancer and seduced the son

I’m seeing a recurring theme

Berenstain Bears

What stops banned people from creating a new account and continuing?

If not delicious then why delicious shaped?

If an American plane crashes in the woods and no one survives to clap does it make a sound?

a little operant conditioning when we’re short on time and long on baseball bats

No, I’m Spartacus

Don’t blob open inside

An opportunity to boop the snoot while the blep is out

That’s why the mirror ended up in jail: for targeting the protected class

Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

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Went through something similar with my 17 year old cat. They hide their suffering so well but I could tell at the end he wasn’t having a good quality of life. My elder parents he was living with couldn’t bring themselves to make the call so I made the tough but necessary decision to humanely release his spirit from the failing meat machinery. Rest in peace Boots and thanks for taking care of mom and dad for me.

What keeps you going these days?