Take some place currently having UTC+12 time zone, say Marshall Islands. Midnight by UTC, the moment date changes, is exactly noon there. So how should people there talk about time? There is no “Tuesday the 15th of May” there, because every day is one part one date, other part another date

So yeah. For computers and programmers “whole planet lives in UTC” might look like a boon (for a time I myself wished for it), but only until they start facing other, more twisted problems

Any, all and each one of them. The moment you stop looking at how things are, you are finished and set right on the course of bringing unjustified pain and suffering

Constantine series. Damn is it good

Yup. Which is why I also cheer up seeing “I use Arch btw” (me too use Arch). Can’t imagine myself giving educational speech on what open source software is and why it matters, but I surely can spam memes here and there

Also: stop fucking redefining hotkeys, and place a toggler for pages where is makes sense (Figma etc., basically a whole complex programs in a webpage)

Someone should get their hands on someone like me and someone like you and study their brains. I spend most time with PHP and C++, and Python looks like an attempt to write code like prose literature. Very interesting how much of this is habbit, as it can’t be just that: reading prose and poetry in English/Russian/Japanese never produced this kind of resentment

No lol, I am asking if the described reaction is in line with whatever you have phantasized about me

Anyway, since I don’t think you’ll ever open your eyes and read the fucking (reference intended) message properly, been nice to shoot some shit (that’s another, very specific reference to a game). Good luck

Nooo, only me is allowed to do thiiis!

/cries in a corner/

Good. Now am I doing it right?

This gets funnier with each iteration :) Do go on then. What else my transparent self does not realize? And while I am still at it, where is your insightful and undeniable proof Android actually does what I want from it? So far I’ve seen only “lol I can do it”, so catch this: if you can do that, I can traverse file system with ls. Even starting at / on Android

You’re move, da greit wun

That’s so much good for you than you still write. And since you are trying to die on the hill of “you right, me wrong”, I won’t help you understand where you fucked up

Hm. Looks like deliberately wrong spelling does the trick of boosting your reading skills. Trai tu reed ma fist masaage egein

Yeah, that’s me. You got me, o vise wun

As much as I am inclined to agree with this, still can’t

see: LISP

Also, see: Python with more than three lines of logic. I could suspect that’s just the me-versus-whitespaces thing, but no, YAML files do not get me dizzy in under thirty seconds of reading. Van Rossum made a huge miscalculation here

H-ha! I had a good laugh, for that I can thank you :)

Readability? Me eyes bleed from a day of partially staring at python code, and there is a whole another week of that ahead. Tzinch (Edit: Tzeentch) help me

Tell me you can’t read without actually saying that

took me a while to understand what you had written. Had a good laugh :)

Good for you lol

You thought I was making shit up?

That’s a good one :)

Oh, so I am not alone. Good to know, but damn what a crap of “software”