… was stroking my sweet precious wart.

You got a turdbo charger!

I understand the meaning of slaps and it’s been about 20 years since I was in Montreal, but if anything slaps its poutine.

Would that make a mustache a gable?

Paul Mooney would like a word.

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

Lancel is so hot right now.

He never set foot in Northern America.