Last man on earth

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

National Emergency Contact Database. Sign a piece of paper together to make each other emergency contacts in the eyes of the govt. have as many as you’d like!

How do people learn how to parent teenagers these days?

I hope you keep that promise for the rest of your life.

Taking a fat shit in a public restroom. No reason to be shy about it. Everyones gotta go sometimes.