Nobody “occasionally” eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.

Well, it’s all over for me I guess. Now the NSA will have access to all my questions on how to merge pandas dataframes. Those bastards!

It’s amazing how hard some of you work to make YouTube enjoyable. Here’s a tip: stop watching YouTube.

This comic strip sounds like a 20 year-old Dilbert comic with all the wit removed.

People will tend to look for logic and patterns in the most senseless and chaotic of actions. We have no idea if he suffered from depression, was bipolar, had debts, or some serious health issues. People feel more in control when they can attach some nefarious (read: controlled) cause.

Someday kids will understand when the baby boomers were actually born.

Or, I guess OP is a middle-aged person complaining about his elderly parents being on a phone app.

Yea I loved gum right up until the recent study clearly linking microplastics in the body and chewing gum.

I’m currently reading the Color of Magic right now and it is…painful. I know, I was warned, but I ignored the pleas. Now I’m kind of stuck reading this book that feels like it was written by a snarky 8th grader on a bus ride home after school. I truly hope the books get better.

In case you didn’t already know you’re browsing Lemmy, this top comment confirms it.

But wait! When searching for your song you also get: 1) some girl in her basement playing a cover on piano, 2) some dude in his bedroom playing a cover on guitar, 3) some lonely divorcee’s ripped version where lyrics scroll across static images of sunsets, 4) some crappy handheld video taken from the back row of a shitty venue from 2009. What a bargain!

So are we now pretending that autogenerated code hasn’t existed for years?

Ooh Lemmy checklist

✔️ Cops bad [ ] Capitalism bad [ ] Windows OS bad

I try my hardest to find new songs, because I don’t want to be some boomer bastard.

I got news for you, pal. The harder you try to be young and hip for the sake of being young and hip, the worse the outcome will be. You’re not getting any younger, and the sooner you accept that, the better.

Instead of forcing yourself to listen to music that has the single attribute of “released less than 6 months ago” in some sad, vain attempt to relive your glory days, try exploring music based on what you actually enjoy. What artists inspire you? Who influenced them, and what genres influenced their sound? Where did the roots of that sound originate? If a song you love is a cover, who wrote or performed the original? What style of singing is it, or what kind of beat?

Listen to what you want to listen to. The most interesting conversations I have with people about music always involve the history and roots of sound, not that last hip shit my aging hipster Lyft driver subjected me to.

Judging by the amount of their nonsense posted on Lemmy, I imagine programmers sitting around all day creating memes about how hard their job is.

Seriously, this is the most Lemmy-ish post I have ever seen. “I see there are people not in programming discussing non-programming topics…what question can I ask to steer the question back to programming?”

This comment has come up a couple times. What’s the original source?

Seriously. You could spend 3 days researching some half-assed solution or can just hit the skip-15-seconds button.

After all that I get like 3

This is probably true in your little social circle but crude jokes are still told most everywhere and they will by and large still get a good knee slap.

I’m not sure what you’re building but you might be over-engineering your wall shelving.

We owned and went back to renting. Home ownership sucks. Taxes, maintenance, the stress of finding contractors who couldn’t care less about you, Saturdays at the Home Depot, being trapped under the weight of a mortgage for 10+ years before you even see a mild positive increase in your equity…it’s a joke. And if you want to move? Forget it. You’re stuck.